DATE TO SAVE?!?!?!?!
If one were to Google "missionary living" one would assume that you would conjure up a list of housing available for missionaries to live. Not to ones surprise you would find these sorts of sites, but if one was to scroll down a bit further you would find something like this:
One then would click on it and have a very good laugh, www.datetosave.com
Here is a little taste of what you see…………
10 Christian Dating Tips for
Effective Missionary Dating
1. If he tells you that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.
3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(Or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)
6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(And you're not ready to "speak in tongues")
7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.
8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.
9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."
10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.
9 Comments:
Wow... are you sure that this wasn't written by someone at BBC? Sounds like the same kind of cliches used.
However, I had a youth pastor once who called dating evangelism backseat evangelism... not sure where that one was going.
Wow...wow. I enjoyed the laugh. Thanks Kate
hah...so that's what you did when I didn't text you back...lol
Hehe...we came across this at Houghton. Makes me gag.
hahahahaha that's freaking hilarious!....in a sad, sad sort of way! haha :)
amazing! Great find!
wow. was she for real? this is crazy! ludicrous and weird and i don't know what to make of it!
Yeah I've seen this site before; pretty sure it's a joke. At least it better. I love it.
um, i need your email addy palease.
hansonjo at hotmail .
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